The Happy Gnome brings you an extensive selection of bottled beer, some rare, some aged, some unique, some just simply good, but something for everyone.
Please Browse and Enjoy the variety.
Due to the selection, some of our bottled beers are on the list but may be currently out of stock. We are always reordering, but sometimes the beer is just not available when we want.
Belgian Dubbel
*Chimay Première (Belgium) 750mL 17
St. Bernardus Pater 6 (Belgium) 750mL 14
St. Bernardus Prior 8 (Belgium) 750mL 15
St. Sebastian Dark (Belgium) 16 oz 14
*Westmalle Dubbel (Belgium) 11.2 oz 10
St. Feuillien Brune (Belgium) 750mL 18
North Coast Brother Theolonious (CA) 750 mL 14
Goose Island Pere Jaques 2007 (IL) 12 oz 7
Goose Island Pere Jaques 2009 (IL) 22oz 12
St. Paul Double Brouwerij Sterkens (Belgium) 3 L 95
*Koningshoeven Dubbel (Netherlands) 11.2 oz 8
New Belgium Abbey (CO) 12 oz 5
Witkap-Pater Dubbel Brouwerij Slaghmuylder (Belgium) 11.2 oz 9
Belgian Tripel
*Chimay Tripel – White (Belgium) 750mL 17
La Divine Brasserie de Silly (Belgium) 750 mL 17
Triple Karmeliet Bosteels (Belgium) 750 mL 18
Affligem Triple Brouwerij De Smedt (Belgium) 16.9 oz 15
St. Sebastiaan Golden Brouwerij Sterkens (Bel) 16 oz 14
St. Bernardus Tripel (Belgium) 750mL 15
*Westmalle Tripel (Belgium) 11.2 oz 10
Wittoen Triple Brouwerij Strubbe (Belgium) 750 mL 17
Unibroue La Fin Du Monde (QC) 750 mL 15
11.2 oz 7
New Holland Black Tulip Trippel (MI) 22 oz 12
Victory Golden Monkey (PA) 5
Redhook Belgian Tripel (WA) 22oz 14
Boulevard ‘Long Strange Tripel’ (MO) 750 mL 15
Witkap-Pater Tripel Brouwerij Slaghmuylder (Bel) 11.2 oz 9
*Koningshoeven Tripel (Netherlands) 11.2 oz 9
Gouden Carolus Tripel Brouwerij Het Anker (Bel) 750mL 17
1.2 oz 9
Keyte Brouwerij Stubbe (Belgium) 750 mL 20
Urthel Hibernus Quentum (Belgium) 750 mL 20
Belgian Quadrupel
St. Bernardus Abt 12 (Belgium) 750mL 17
*Rochefort 10 (Belgium) 11.2oz 11
St. Bernardus Abt 12 (Belgium) 750mL 17
Urthel Samaranth Quad (Belgium) 750 mL 20
Avery The Reverend (CO) 750 mL 15
Ommegang 3 Philosophers (NY) 750 mL
Vintage 2007 20
Vintage 2008 18
Boulevard ‘The Sixth Glass’ (MO) 750 mL 15
Victory V-Twelve (PA) 22oz 18
Belgian Strong Pale Ale
Kwak Brouwerij Bosteels (Belgium) 7
Duvel (Belgium) 7
Unibroue 16 (QC) 750 mL 15
Unibroue Don-de-diue (Canada) 750 mL 15
Unibroue Seigneubiale (Canada) 750 mL 15
Unibroue Quatre Centiéme (Canada) 750 mL 16
Avery Salvation (CO) 22 oz 15
Full Sail Vesuvius (OR) 22 oz 17
Goose Island Matilda (IL) 12 oz Vintage 2007 8
12 oz Vintage 2008 7
22oz Vintage 2009 12
Goose Island Demolition (IL) Vintage 2007 7
Jolly Pumpkin Luciernga (MI) 750 mL 16
St. Sebastiaan Grand Reserve (Belgium) 16oz 14
La Chouffe Brasserie d’Achouffe 750mL 16
Belgian Strong Dark Ale
*Chimay Grande Réserve – Blue (Bel) 750 mL 18
McChouffe Brasserie d’Achouffe (Belgium) 750 mL 15
Delirium Nocturnum Brouwerij Huyghe (Belgium) 11.2 oz 8
750 mL 18
Corsendonk Christmas Ale (Belgium) 11.2 oz 8
750mL 16
3 liter 90
Avery Collaboration not Litigation (CO) 22 oz 15
Gouden Carolus Easter (Belgium) 750 mL 18
Delirium Noel Brouwerij Huyghe (Belgium) 11.2 oz 9
750 mL 20
Scaldis Noël Brasserie Dubuisson Frères (Bel) 8.5 oz 9
750 mL 27
St. Feuillien Cuvée De Noël 750 mL 21
*Rochefort 8 (Belgium) 11.2 oz 10
St. Bernardus Christmas Ale 750mL 16
Unibroue La Terrible (QC) 750 mL 15
Avery The Beast Grand Cru (CO) 16
Gouden Carolus-Grand Cru (Belgium) 750 mL 22
Affligem Noël (Belgium) 750 mL 18
Avery Fourteen (CO) 22 oz 14
Van Twee (BEL) 750mL 20 collaboration beer from De Proefbrouwerij and Bell’s
Belgian Dark Ale
Tilburgs Dutch Brown (Netherlands) 6
Grottenbier (Belgium) 750 mL 20
Bøgedal North #103 (Denmark) 750 mL 35
Belgian Pale Ale
*Orval Ale (Belgium) 11.2 oz 8
Avery Karma Ale (CO) 5
Witkap Pater Single Brouwerij Slaghmuylder (Belgium) 11.2 oz 7
Belgian Wit
Glazen Toren Jan de Licht (Belgium) 750 mL 20
Amadeus Biere Blanc Les Brasseurs de Gayant (France) 750 mL 20
La Grand Blache De Proefbrouwerij (Belgium) 750 mL 15
St. Bernardus Wit (Belgium) 750 mL 14
Jolly Pumpkin Calabaza Blanca (MI) 750 mL 15
12 oz 6
Saison or Farmhouse Ale
Fatome Chocolat (Belgium) 750 mL 20
Dupont ‘Avec les Bons Voeux’ (Bel.) 750 mL 18
Saison Dupont (Belgium) 750 mL 17
Foret Dupont (Belgium) 11.2 oz 9
750 mL 18
Victory Helios (PA) 22oz 12
Jolly Pumpkin Bam Beer (MI) 750 mL 15
Boulevard Saison (MO) 750 mL 15
St. Feuillien Saision (Belgium) 750 mL 15
Fantôme Saison D’Erezée – Printemps (Belgium) 750 mL 23
Saison Imperiale De Proefbrouwerij (Belgium)750 mL 20
Goose Island Sofie (IL) 22oz 12
Bière de Champagne/Bière Brut
Bush Prestige Brasserie Dubuisson Frères (Belgium) 750mL 70
DeuS (Brut Des Flandres) Brouwerij Bosteels (Bel) 750mL 42
Bière de Garde
Castelain Blond Biere De Garde (France) 750 mL 15
Jolly Pumpkin Oro de Calanboza (MI) 750 mL 15
la Goudale Les Brasseurs de Gayant (France) 750 mL 15
Ommegange Bier de Mars (NY) 750 mL 18
Lambic
Cantillon Rosé De Gambrinus (Belgium) 750mL 25
Chapeau Kriek De Troch (Belgium) 375 mL 12
Chapeau Framboise De Troch (Belgium) 375 mL 12
St. Louis Framboise Brouwerij Van Honsebrouck (Belgium) 750 mL 20
Lindemans Framboise (Belgium) 375mL 12
Faro
Chapeau Faro Lambic De Troch (Belgium) 12.7 oz 12
Fruit Beers
Hitachino Nest Ginger (Japan) 11.2oz 8
750 mL 14
Wells Banana Bread Beer (UK) 355 mL 12
Sam Smith’s Organic Strawberry (UK) 500 mL 9
Shizuoka Natsumikan Ale Baird (Japan) 633 mL 15
Southern Tier PumKing (NY) 22oz 12
Big Sky Smoove Cherry (MT) 750mL 20
Blond Ale
Great Divide Samurai Blond Ale (CO) 5
Moylan’s Celts Golden Ale (CA) 22oz 10
Cider
Crispin Honeycrisp 22oz (CA) 10
Crispin The Saint 22oz (CA) 12
Strongbow (England) 16 oz 6
Cidre Bouché Brut 750 mL (France) 16
Flanders Red Ale
Duchesse de Bourgogne (Belgium) 750 mL 17
Vichtenaar (Belgium) 7
Avery Brabant (CO) 12
“Traditional” / Ancient Ale
Bøgedal #101 (Denmark) 750 mL 35
Heather Ales Fraoch 20th Anniversary Ale (Scotland) 750mL 35
Altbier
Uerige Doppelsticke (Germany) 330 mL 7
Keller Bier/Zwickel Bier
Hacker-Pschorr Anno 1417 (Germany) 8
American Wild Ale
Ommegang Ommegedon (NY) 750 mL 27
Avery ‘Fifteenth’ Sour Saison (CO) 22oz 10
Jolly Pumpkin La Roja (MI) 750 mL 15
Belgian IPA
Houblon Chouffe Dobbelen IPA Tripel Brasserie d’Achouffe 750mL 16
11.2 9
Urthel Hop-It (Belgium) 12 oz 9
English Pale Ale
Great Divide Denver Pale Ale (CO) 5
Ridgeway Bad Elf (UK) 600mL 20
English Bitter
Rogue Younger Bitter (OR) 22 oz 10
Coniston Bluebird Bitter (UK) 500 mL 9
Extra Special / Strong Bitter (ESB)
Rogue Brutal Bitter (OR) 22 oz 10
Avery 14’er ESB (CO) 5
Left Hand Sawtooth Ale (CO) 5
Brew Dog The Physics (Scotland) 660 mL 16
English Strong Ale
Avery Samael’s Oak Aged Ale (CO) 16
American India Pale Ales (IPA)
Moylan’s IPA (CA) 22 oz 9
Brew Dog Punk IPA (Scotland) 660 mL 16
Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA (CA) 6
Founder’s Harvest Ale (MI) 5
Rouge Captain Sig’s Dealiest Ale (OR) 22oz 10
American Strong Ale
Hitachino Nest Extra High (XH) (Japan) 11.2oz 12
Southern Tier Cuvée Series ‘One” (NY) 22oz 20
New Holland Dragon’s Milk (MI) 22 oz 15
Left Hand Chainsaw (CO) 22 oz 15
Rogue Brewer’s Ale 2008 (OR) 750 mL 35
Rogue Double Dead Guy (OR) 750 mL 15
Rouge XS Imperial Red (OR) 750mL 23
Southern Tier Big Red Imperial Red (NY) 22oz 10
Hebrew ReJewvenator Fig (CA) 22oz 10
American Pale Ale
Moylan’s Tipperary Pale Ale 22oz 10
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (CA) 22 oz 8
Full Sail Pale Ale (OR) 5
Flat Earth Angry Planet Organic Pale Ale (MN) 22 oz 8
American Double / Imperial IPA
Moylan’s Moylander Double IPA (CA) 22 oz 14
Moylan’s Hopsickle Imperial IPA (CA) 22oz 16
Avery ‘Ale To The Chief’ (CO) 22 oz 12
Great Divide Hercules Double IPA (CO) 12 oz 8
Steamworks Conductor Imperial IPA (CO) 22oz 10
Brew Dog Hardcore IPA (Scotland) 660 mL 16
Boulevard Doublewide IPA (MO) 750 mL 15
Full Sail Slipknot Imperial IPA (OR) 750 mL15
Avery Maharaja Imperial IPA (CO) 22oz 13
Founder’s Devil Dancer (MI) 12oz 8
Goose Island Imperial IPA (IL) Vintage 2007 7
Winter Warmer
Left Hand Snowbound Winter Ale (CO) 22 oz 13
Doppelbock
Altenmünster Winterbier (Germany) 16.9oz 10
Full Sail ‘21’ Anniversary (OR) 22oz 9
Spaten Optimator (Germany) 5
Eggenberg Sami Chlaus (Switzerland) 750 mL 24
Eggenberg Sami Chlaus Helles 750 mL 24
12 oz 9
Lefthand Smoked Goosinator (CO) 750 mL 20
Ayinger Celebrator (Germany) 16.9 8
Widmer Cherry Oak Doppelbock (OR) 22oz 13
Maibock / Helles Bock
Altenmünster Maibock (Germany) 16.9oz 9
2L 41
Brown Ale (English and American)
Avery Ellie’s Brown (CO) 5
Newcastle Brown Ale (England) 5
Rogue Hazelnut Brown Nectar (OR) 22 oz 10
Big Sky Moose Drool (MT) 5
Goose Island Nut Brown Ale (IL) 5
Porter (English and American)
Sam Smith Taddy Porter (England) 550mL 10
Avery New World Porter (CO) 5
Great Divide St. Bridget’s Porter (CO) 5
Lefthand Black Jack (CO) 5
Lefthand Smoke Jumper Smoked Imperial Porter (CO) 750 mL 20
Meantime London Porter (UK) 14
Tyranena Devil Over A Barrel - Bourbon Barrel-Aged Coffee Imperial Oatmeal Porter (WI) 6
Scotch Ale
Meantime Scotch Ale (UK) 750 mL 26
Great Divide Claymore Scotch Ale (CO) 6
Scottish Ale
Orkney Dark Island (Scotland) 500 mL 8
Orkney Dark Island Reserve (Scotland) 750 mL 40
Old Ales
Olde Suffolk English Ale (UK) 22oz 9
North Coast Old Stock Ale (CA) 7
Harviestoun ‘Ola Dubh’ 12 year (Scotland) 11.2oz 15
Harviestoun ‘Ola Dubh’ 18 year (Scotland) 11.2 oz 20
Harviestoun ‘Ola Dubh’ 30 year (Scotland) 11.2 oz 25
Thomas Hardy’s Ale O’Hanlon’s Brewing Co. Ltd. (UK)
Vintage 2007 8.5 oz 17
Vintage 2008 8.5 oz 15
Burton Bridge Olde Expensive Ale (UK) 16.9oz 12
BarleyWine (American and English)
J.W. Lees Harvest Ale (UK)
Vintage 1999 9.3 oz 18
Vintage 2000 9.3 oz 18
Vintage 2001 9.3 oz 18
Vintage 2002 9.3 oz 18
Vintage 2006 9.3 oz 18
Vintage 2007 9.3 oz 18
Vintage 2007 Lagavulin 9.3 oz 21
Vintage 2007 Port 9.3 oz 21
Vintage 2007 Sherry 9.3 oz 21
Vintage 2007 Calvados 9.3 oz 21
Anchor Old Foghorn (CA) 6
Great Divide Old Ruffian (CO) 22oz 10
Avery Hog Heaven (CO) 22 oz 12
Left Hand Widdershins Vintage 2007 (CO) 750 mL 18
Nøgne Ø #100 (Norway) 16
Red Hook TrebleHook (WA) 22oz 10
WheatWine
New Holland Pilgrims Dole (MI) 22oz 9
Two Brothers Bare Tree Weiss Wine (IL) Vintage 2008 375mL 20
American Wheat
Boulevard Wheat (MO) 5
Boulevard Lunar (MO) 5
Rogue Somer Honey (OR) 22oz 10
Hefeweizen
Franziskaner HefeWeiss (Germany) 20 oz 8
Schneider Weisen-Edelweiss (Germany) 22 oz 8
Erdinger Hefeweizen (Germany) 6
Dunkelweizen
Franziskaner Dunkel Weiss (Germany) 20 oz 8
Weizenbock
Aventinus (Germany) 16.9 oz 9
Schneider-Brooklyner Hopfen-Weisse 16.9 oz 8 Special Collaboration Beer
Kölsch
Lake Superior Kayak Kolsch (MN) 5
Pilsener
Neubourg Pilsner (Netherlands) 5
Czechvar (Budweiser Budvar) (Czech Republic) 5
Christoffel Nobel (Netherlands) 8
Vienna Lager
Schell’s Firebrick (MN) 5
Lager
Carlsberg Elephant (Denmark) 6
Full Sail Session (OR) 5
Stella Artois (Belgium) 6
Krasny Vostok Krepkoe (Extra) (Russia) 5
Stout (English, Irish, and American)
Moylan’s Dragoons Dry Irish Stout (CA) 22 oz 10
Rogue Chocolate Stout (OR) 22 oz 10
Oatmeal Stout
Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout (England) 550ml 8
Goose Island Oatmeal Stout (IL) 5
Milk Stout
Lefthand Milk Stout (CO) 5
Russian Imperial Stout
Moylan’s Ryan O’Sullivan (CA) 22oz 12
Great Divide Yeti (CO) 12oz 7
Great Divide Oak Aged Yeti (CO) 22 oz 13
Great Divide Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti (CO) 22 oz 16
Avery The Czar (CO) 22 oz 15
Big Sky Ivan the Terrible (MT) 750mL 20
Brew Dog Macallan 1987 Cask 330mL 16
Brew Dog Speyside Cask 330 mL 16
Brew Dog Glen Grant 1970 Cask 16
Odin’s Tipple HaandBryggereiet (Norway) 16.9 oz 10
American Double Stout
Avery Mephistopheles (CO) 15
Brew Dog Rip Tide (Scotland) 660 mL 16
Redhook Double Black (with coffee) (WA) 22 oz 10
Goose Island Bourbon County Stout (IL) 10
Hitachino Nest Espresso Stout (Japan) 11.2oz 10
Péché Mortel (Imperial Stout au Café) (Canada) 11.2oz 10
Rauchbier
Flying Dog Schwartz Dog Smoked Lager (MD) 750mL 24
Smoked Beer
Rogue Smoked Ale (OR) 22oz 11
Köstritzer (Germany) 5
Schwarzbier
Sprecher Black Bavarian (WI) 5
Irish Red Ale
Moylan’s Paddy’s Irish Style Red Ale (CA) 22 oz 9
Amber
New Belgium Fat Tire (CO) 5
Rogue Dry-Hopped Red aka St. Rogue Red (OR) 22 oz 10
Rogue American Amber (OR) 750 mL 10
Avery Redpoint (CO) 5
CA Common/Steam Beer
Anchor Steam (CA) 22oz 8
Märzen
Avery The Kaiser Imperial Oktoberfest (CO) 22oz 12
Köstritzer Oktoberfest (Germany) 5
Gluten Free
Red Bridge (MO) 5
Greens Discovery Amber (Belgium) 500mL 8
Greens Endeavour Dubbel (Belgium) 500mL 8
Bard’s (NY) 5
If You Must
Grain Belt Premium (MN) 4
Leinie’s Honey-Weiss (WI) 4
Bud (MO) 4
Bud Light (MO) 4
Miller Lite (WI) 4
Mich Golden Draft Light (MO) 4
Pabst Blue Ribbon Tall Boy (WI) 4
Amstel Light (Netherlands) 4.5
Corona (Mexico) 4.5
